Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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