you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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