im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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