He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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