They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I love having hate sex.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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