Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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