There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where is the hickey?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
