It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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