I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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