There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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