Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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