I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You were trust falling into bushes
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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