i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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