I bet he comes in French.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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