I'm going to jail i love you
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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