He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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