She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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