No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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