I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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