So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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