Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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