My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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