You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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