Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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