I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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