We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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