I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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