How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wat bout pragnant strippers??
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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