he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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