I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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