Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Randomize
