do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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