so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Found your dick twin last night
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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