singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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