just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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