rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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