You work out of a Hotel?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
