people are starting to question the shark bite story
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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