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There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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