Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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