Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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