She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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