This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He shit in the fireplace
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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