i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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