sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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