They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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