What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she peed on how many people?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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