I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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