their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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