This is not my ceiling
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
now i know why i became what i already was.
i wish my penis had a tongue
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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