i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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