with your own penis?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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