I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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