She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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