god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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