Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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