There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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