Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
