The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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